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May 21, 2013 • 21,565 notes • pusheen

Flapjack has been kind of obsessing about this one box lately. This explains a lot.

May 20, 2013 • 181,613 notes • cyberunfamous

Ripped myself a new one moments ago for misplacing the kosher salt. Then read this.

May 20, 2013 • 1,149 notes • fuckyeah1990s

fuckyeah1990s:

waterguns were a pretty big deal in the 90s, so much that there were voice activated waterguns like the “Shout N Shoot” available

Wait, waterguns being a big deal went out with the nineties?

Sorry, youth of today. If you’ve never cradled a Super Soaker, your childhood NEVER HAPPENED.

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May 17, 2013 • 3,364 notes • regalkinghiddles

midwesternmomma:

Get after it, Trudy.

Gifset filed away for those days when one needs a pick me up.

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May 2, 2013 • 17 notes • stfubelievers

stfubelievers:

“I can’t even start on how offensive this is.”

Most of the stuff I receive is just stupid or annoying. This is disgusting.

(Thanks http://oksara.tumblr.com/)

Imagine how shocked the poster would be to know that no one in the Bible shaved their armpits.

(I also love that whole ‘binding’ thing. Sounds like witchcraft, sinner!)

April 26, 2013 • 4 notes • stfubelievers

stfubelievers:

“saw this on my facebook feed.. -_-“

(Thanks http://kankrivantass9cialjustice6l9gger.tumblr.com/)

What? You run a setup like this about West Virginia and you DON’T make an “almost heaven” joke? WAY TO BLOW IT, BELIEVER!

April 19, 2013 • 342 notes • youtube.com

excitingfatpeople:

Megan Carter schools the judges in Season 7 audition for So You Think You Can Dance. Absolutely gorgeous routine. She’s still discriminated against after choreography (not shown here) and doesn’t go to Vegas (because you can’t GASP have a fat person dancing with skinnies, what if a man needs to lift you or something?), but it was amazing to see her given some kind of recognition.

Funny how you never hear them tell some dude he might be too weak to lift another dancer, or too short to turn another dancer or whatnot.

I watched this show years ago and I recall that the choreography was sometimes adjusted to accommodate moves that would best showcase what the dancers skills were, or to hide the things they couldn’t grasp.

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April 13, 2013 • 243,520 notes • lon-gnome

Obscurus Lupa: ohdickins: littl-ebird: laviesanspeur: lightly-living:...

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nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i…

Oh tumblr. Why must you be a social blogging platform full of LIES?!

“We love babies. And we understand babies’ delicated eyes need special care. That’s why Johnson’s Baby Shampoo is as gentle to eyes as pure water. Clinically proven mild, our No More Tears® formula cleanses gently and rinses easily, leaving hair looking beautifully shiny and smelling baby fresh.”

March 28, 2013 • 45 notes • microaggressions

microaggressions:

I’m an autistic person meeting a special ed. teacher for the first time and I’m sitting across from the table from her with an occupational therapist. The therapist says a few things about me, and while she’s talking, the teacher starts looking at me with strange facial expressions. She tilts her head sideways and squints a few times. When the therapist stops talking, the teacher says, “You know, most women pluck their eyebrows.” I have no idea what that has to do with anything.

I guess the teacher wanted to provide clear, unambiguous evidence early on that she was an asshole.

March 22, 2013 • 46 notes • queenbonerkiller

sleepydumpling:

I need this.

The husband and I have discussed turning the front room of our house (which normal people would probably use as a dining room) into some kind of game room. I wonder if one of these could be tracked down.